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Furious Ferguson questions Wenger (Picture of the Day)

During Friday’s press-conference, Alex Ferguson sensationally joked that Arsene Wenger “could run a poker school in Govan” after capturing Robin van Persie for a price which took a lot of negotiating.

But after Manchester United’s season opener at Everton where the much-hyped Van Persie failed to rescue them from defeat at Goodison Park, Ferguson is not joking anymore….

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107 Responses

  1. Ubong brendan

    Too late i dont have it its with de board account

    August 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

  2. SC19

    first

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    August 20, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    • Snowman

      TIT

      August 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

  3. dchris

    hahahahaha….lmfao!

    August 20, 2012 at 5:04 pm

  4. Wolay

    August 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    • Guest

      her name? yes…i want to know her name…

      August 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm

      • Randy Osae

        I think it’s Park Chu Young’s wife :D

        August 21, 2012 at 8:55 pm

  5. kefe

    u no pay complete, dtz y i ddn’t gv u d manual, sry. except u pay again. idiot, u wan carry epl for our head

    August 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    • Gooner

      What the hell are supposed to be saying here??

      August 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm

      • Haha

        Lol. kefe is Nigerian. They have this stupid way of shortening English words. That not being enough, he also combined it with the Nigerian pidgin English hence the utter gibberish above

        August 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    • Wunmi

      He said: “You paid only part-payment. So, I held on to VP’s manual till you pay again, or at least pay me the balance for his transfer fees. You idiot! You want to win the EPL trophy while we watch?”

      August 20, 2012 at 10:13 pm

      • johny

        thats a great one

        August 21, 2012 at 1:26 am

      • heheheheheehe i jus love the manual issue lol

        August 21, 2012 at 4:36 am

  6. Iceoslo

    Crises at ManU!Lets Hear it Media

    August 20, 2012 at 5:09 pm

  7. adrian

    RVP is not the total solution for ManU, because the team needs vidic back and a creative midfielder. £70 million for a 4 year contract is a lot for a 29 year old striker wilth little resale value. I hope he stays fit, but his record is not good. United may not be transformed in to world beaters with his signing.

    August 20, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    • Ferguson bought v.persie only, not his goals, so he should make another bid 4 the goals.haha lol.

      August 20, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    • Dre

      Did u watch d game @ all?? Whc other Vidic?? Vidic Captain dat game dude

      August 20, 2012 at 5:25 pm

  8. Idris

    sorry mate, damaged product with reduced price are not covered with return policy

    August 20, 2012 at 5:12 pm

  9. Shi

    Media will always say they are good. Happy to see his face LOL

    August 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm

  10. Teddy

    Wenger caught robbin’ United ;-)

    August 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

  11. jolly

    Hahahahaha na old age

    August 20, 2012 at 5:19 pm

  12. Xavier

    Unconfirmed rumours circulating that van
    Persie has handed in a transfer request.
    He “doesn’t agree with the direction Man Utd
    are going.”

    August 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    • Xavier

      He also tried to kick the ball into the net but the ball didn’t agree with the direction it was going so it went out.

      August 20, 2012 at 6:54 pm

  13. robin van blanker

    August 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

  14. ben

    CHICHARITO!!!!!

    August 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

  15. Isaacgunner

    Fergie should be atleast happy that rotten van persie came out without injury, this is just the begining for rotten van persie.

    August 20, 2012 at 5:26 pm

  16. Bonny, Uganda

    Ceveat emptor! Goods once sold r not returnable!

    August 20, 2012 at 5:31 pm

  17. Fergi u have d wrong RVP on pitch, Wenger have make use of d original RVP last year, Sorry Fergi u dnt know between gud and bad. Wenger dnt give him d money back, let him ask Cazorla or Sahin

    August 20, 2012 at 5:31 pm

  18. Man u will face more defeat, this just the begining?

    August 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm

  19. Dum Dum

    Oh come on Alex 25m is not that much – you’ll get loads of nutmegs I’m sure

    August 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm

  20. 9jagun

    One thing these coaches must understand is that the pattern played in arsenal is different from that played in man u …. i blv ferguson should study some rvps game with arsenal and may be he could learn how to use him

    August 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm

  21. clint mmene

    Wenger sold the phone to manure and the charger to Barca, I wonder how the phone will operate

    August 20, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    • tim

      nice one dude

      August 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    • WeAreGoonerWinIt

      Good one mate, can I borrow it?

      August 21, 2012 at 10:43 pm

  22. Temitope Obammy

    Ferguson is getting senile with the formations he uses at times. He’s becoming incompetent & should retire or resign now before he’s being disgraced.

    August 20, 2012 at 5:46 pm

  23. Prince

    Sorry, there was no agreement of a warrantee

    August 20, 2012 at 5:46 pm

  24. ohboy

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Looool…

    August 20, 2012 at 5:47 pm

  25. victor

    Fergie forgot to sign song and walcot to assist rvp with those tap ins.100m for the 3 would have been wow.

    August 20, 2012 at 5:48 pm

  26. Let alex farguson shd furg aheard wit dat boncom so cald rest in peace dat betriad us ,he can nevr mak any impact 4 dem

    August 20, 2012 at 5:53 pm

  27. abayomi

    Nemo dat quod non habet-let the buyer beware lol

    August 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm

  28. You are spot on the media are arsenal haters they slag us off for a nil nil draw
    but they will be so far up fergie’s arse tonight after manure getting slapped 1-NIL don’t read tabloids if you Want to know about AFC
    KEEP THE FAITH

    August 20, 2012 at 5:59 pm

  29. abayomi

    In legal parlance we say ‘nemo dat quod non habet’-let d buyer beware! lol

    August 20, 2012 at 5:59 pm

  30. abayomi

    Sorry pals,its ‘caveat emptor’-let d buyer beware! I was so happy after seeing d match-d team made rotten vp’s goals but AF saw it differently.gud 4 him

    August 20, 2012 at 6:07 pm

  31. Wondwossen

    Its so funny

    August 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm

  32. I really like it.

    August 20, 2012 at 6:12 pm

  33. ogban

    All this after only one match? But tbh, I wish it continues like this!

    August 20, 2012 at 6:14 pm

  34. Godwin Habila

    But u forced him 2 syn 4 u,ryt?

    August 20, 2012 at 6:18 pm

  35. STARLITE

    fantastic to see man utd lose as for rvp i think he got it wrong arsenal are going in the right direction his loss man utd and city trophyless this season its just the begining of utds downfall!!!

    August 20, 2012 at 6:35 pm

  36. DAZZA

    FERGY DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPT

    August 20, 2012 at 6:38 pm

  37. uteirenkpo

    RIP MAN UTD. Everton juz too strong for Rip( and Fergie)

    August 20, 2012 at 6:40 pm

  38. sleepy-joe

    life is a bitch, what did he expect????

    August 20, 2012 at 6:51 pm

  39. Nizam

    You can’t win all the time. If MU continue to win the epl evry season and evry other season,I am going to guve up watching soccer. The reason for the red faced ‘s continual success is due to one word: refs.
    Unti the FA or the refs chief can give a 100% times 8 (800% guarantee) that the refs will be fair and not biased in favour of the rfc,then soccer will be more fun.

    August 20, 2012 at 7:33 pm

  40. daniel obasi

    that was d case with torres last season b4 he saved 4rm barca . fergie shld expect miracle at d end of d season

    August 20, 2012 at 7:33 pm

  41. daniel obasi

    remember that it was torres that saved chelsea 4rm barca. sir alex shld expect such miracle 4rm RVP

    August 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm

  42. NQ Live Long

    fergie: hi wenger, i noticed RVP is best “player” out dere
    AW: so?
    fergie: i will like “it” to “play” for me
    AW:ok?
    Fergie: 24 mill
    AW: hmm ok, but no return policy
    Fergie: Deal?
    AW:Deal

    FOUR DAYS LATER

    RING, RING,
    AW:Hello
    Fergie: you are a scam and i want my money back
    AW:idk wat you talking about? what money?
    AW:how am i a scam?
    Fergie: you sold me damaged item
    AW: Nooooooo, the i tem i sold to you wasnt damaged, it was well texted and you know dat ur self.
    Fergie: no its damage
    Fergie: i turn it on when i got home, the light came on but its not singing
    AW: oo i got you, you purchase song on it “SONG”
    Fergie: you didnt tell me that before
    AW: i thought u knew
    Fergie: you mean on itune
    AW:no
    Fergie: see scam, i know you askin for another money to sell me song
    AW: No Sir
    Fergie:hmmmm my Friend
    AW: yes
    fergie: ok, sell me the “song” you play on it
    AW: No
    Fegire: pls my friend, forget about the past and help me make this work
    AW: Sorry sir, im not thinkin about the past, if i considered the past btw us, i wouldnt have sold RVP to you in the first place
    AW: i just dont have “song” anymore, i sold it to FCB.
    Fergie: cant you get song back and tell FCB you made a mistake by selling den the song, or wat can you do for me?
    AW; i cant do that sir, i can only advice you to talk to FCB
    AW: explain the whole situation to them. they might show “messi” onto you by sellin selling you the song they have, as they have nothin to do with it. of-curse you no song cant not play by itself.
    Fergi: ok, pray for me
    AW:goodluck
    Fergie: is that even a prayer?
    AW: im a professor not a pastor and dats all i wish my students comes exams time.
    Fergie:ok, atleast u tried to help
    AW: Np
    fergie:bye
    AW:bippppppppppppppppppppp
    Fergie:scammer, he didnt even say bye, he just hung up

    hehehehehehehe

    August 20, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    • Randy Osae

      Pretty good stuff my friend :D More to come?

      August 20, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    • Mykel Fabregas

      Lol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      August 21, 2012 at 1:28 am

  43. cpjt05

    “During Friday’s press-conference, Alex Ferguson sensationally joked that Arsene Wenger “could run a poker school in Govan” with the profits gained from the sale of Robin van Persie.”

    Someone didn’t understand the comment.

    August 20, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    • Randy Osae

      What the fuck do you mean?

      August 20, 2012 at 8:09 pm

  44. 20 what R$P is wearing was not for the 20th championship, but for the EPL position

    August 20, 2012 at 10:24 pm

  45. Peter Ntopa

    After being massacred by Everton, Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to bring it more strikers in the name of Messi, Neymar, Drogba and Diego Forlan, to beef up his attack.

    August 20, 2012 at 10:24 pm

  46. imraan

    lol.. where is the 1999 strike force now alex ferguson?

    arsenal drew against sunderland and we are in crisis.. but man utd lost vs everton with such great strikers.. no crisis???????????

    August 20, 2012 at 10:25 pm

  47. Hahaha…rvp the ambitious man..fergie sorry u just brought badluck into ur team.who knws maybe his d reason we av gone trophy drought cuz since his arrival at d emirate we av not won a trophy…IN WENGER I TRUST..!

    August 20, 2012 at 10:47 pm

  48. wande Kolawole

    Fergusson is a joker

    August 20, 2012 at 11:02 pm

  49. M'c0de

    Yeah…dat’s a handwork of a nigerians…..jst 2 tel u hw angri we r wif van persie……a nigerian did dat nd pasted on facebook

    August 20, 2012 at 11:09 pm

  50. Kris

    Why can no one speak proper English on this blog? Are you all 12?

    August 20, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    • dave

      That would be English properly, learn yourself before your silly comment.

      August 21, 2012 at 7:45 am

  51. Nice one guy. just the beginning. arsenal draw they said rvp departure is the reason. now man u lost nobody is talking again. the media are so bias .

    August 20, 2012 at 11:52 pm

  52. Louis

    Man U bought RVP without the manual Song

    August 21, 2012 at 12:04 am

  53. Mykel Fabregas

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

    August 21, 2012 at 1:29 am

  54. Greed, ol’ Fergie. You aimed to make us unhappy? Here is God’s reaction.

    August 21, 2012 at 1:45 am

  55. fergosin bought a phone without a charger lmaooooooo

    August 21, 2012 at 1:45 am

  56. fabulous

    Memo dat quod non habet means ‘you can’t give what you don’t have’.I love the way the scums lost yesterday, that will be a bitter pill to swallow afteral they have world-class strikers! Money don’t score goals Fegie, strikers do!

    August 21, 2012 at 1:46 am

  57. Richard

    R.V.P can not solve M.A.N U’s problem rather give them a proplem… This is a player that is old and injury groin player.. Who broke his ankel and spend lot of time 2recover after passing tru operation wher a piece of placenta was used to strengthen the ankle… And mind u Arsenal make is entertaing and nd stressless not like of man u…

    August 21, 2012 at 1:59 am

  58. Feg.4get it,u av empty in midfield and wthout dis no vp.seek 4 wot 2 do now frm aw b4 is 2 late.U BUY VP WITHOUT COLLECTING D KEYS,SO PAY 4 D KEYS.

    August 21, 2012 at 2:02 am

  59. this is a true fact….cavaet emptor….meaning, let the buyer beware…… Van persie and manchester united,this is just the begining. U guyz will continue to loss matches as long as the season continues. Lwkmd…..

    August 21, 2012 at 2:34 am

  60. tekk

    wea iz ua memory fergie u thrash afc ur trophyless u steal afcs best that’s jst the beginin Arsene knew

    August 21, 2012 at 3:28 am

  61. @DaReal_Joe

    LoooooooooooooooooooooL!

    August 21, 2012 at 3:46 am

  62. Master

    Goods once sold not refundable

    August 21, 2012 at 3:50 am

  63. what money is he talking about am sorry 2 dis there is no money for sir alex ferguson

    August 21, 2012 at 4:58 am

  64. we cant start downsizing man u over one match. but one thing for sure is that he(van p) wont replicate his last season antics at arsenal at man u.which brings the question, who is going to be taking the penalties at man u?

    August 21, 2012 at 5:09 am

  65. jelili taiwo

    I know RVP Will be fit for fulham match on saturday,but man united did not have central dence

    August 21, 2012 at 5:35 am

  66. azzberg

    LOL, without the manual, he is van persie who plays for Holland, not van persie who plays for Arsenal..

    August 21, 2012 at 5:43 am

  67. Wht fergie shuld check his invoice good,s sold money nt refoundable so he shuld knw hw 2 manage d waste product he bott 4rm d proffessor of d game gud luck 2 him sha

    August 21, 2012 at 6:25 am

  68. kinzo

    AW: Is not so stupid neither the board to sale VP especially to ManU definitely they know what they are doing.
    Anyway season just begin… We will see

    August 21, 2012 at 7:04 am

  69. Arron

    SOLD AS SEEN BUDDY! You knew the mileage, you knew the age, you knew the “service” history – you pay your money you make your choices – after all you bought Berbatov just because he’d agreed to fly to manchester to discuss terms with Citeh – I pray RVP doesnt end up like him, that would be a sad story….

    Arsenal cant score without RVP……or RVP cant score without Arsenal?

    August 21, 2012 at 7:07 am

  70. ADEBABA.1

    Sir am sori ,ask d little boy in rvp d money.it serves u right

    August 21, 2012 at 7:09 am

  71. Arron

    Sorry Alex, the little boy inside him has to be in bed by 8pm

    August 21, 2012 at 7:16 am

  72. Can just here Fergie “What d’ya mean there’s no #@[~# refund policy” !!

    August 21, 2012 at 7:28 am

  73. Ali

    Rvp left 4 money

    August 21, 2012 at 7:48 am

  74. Fencedoie

    Actually, Arsenal were very clever in preparing the manual. The put “30 goals per season” clause first and put the “performs at optimum once in 8 seasons after 4 or 5 season injuries” clause, right at the end of the manual. Apparently Mr. Fergie has not read that part.

    August 21, 2012 at 8:37 am

  75. martin seaner

    to be honest i dont know why so many non uk people come on and comment like they know arsenal, i would never support a club thats not even in my country so why do you? im baffled they have never even been to a game, can anyone tell me why people would want to support a team that they never see as they are clearly not a “real supporter”

    August 21, 2012 at 9:19 am

    • Martin,

      Because you are a fool and your comment sounds like an American used to be. THere is the UK and soemthign out there. Maybe you need to realise the world has become quite small and very international. The PL is an international commodity via TV and among many things this is what pays to allow it to be one of teh best ort the best league in the world. If it only would be shown in the UK, you would only see a fraction of the players as teh clkubs simpy could not afford them as there would be no TV payment. No as people are paying to watch EPL and other they take up teams to support. Maybe hard for you to understand, but i fyou try you migh tget it. If not, just saty in your hole, you bloody fool.

      August 21, 2012 at 2:48 pm

  76. samuel kanu

    ferguson is a foolish old man, he wanted 2 d best striker, and we gave him, not knowing dat RVP has given his best already 2 Arsenal. He is enjoying his money. U hav been there all the days when he suferd injuries upon injuries, u hav never consider saying sorry 2 him, until God bless Arsenal with a wonderful season through him, now u want him.

    August 21, 2012 at 9:27 am

  77. claude marcel

    do i hv ur money foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    August 21, 2012 at 9:31 am

  78. Sir Alex u are idiot, come to emirates for further talks, or send VP agent if u are fearing. Send us your account no. Big idiots

    August 21, 2012 at 10:10 am

  79. g

    Robin van Pussie

    August 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

  80. fergie is rightly demanding his ass back..nonsense old bully!!

    August 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

  81. Chukwudum

    Pay the balance and collect the manual

    August 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

  82. suprime

    Lol i wsh he fails for more than 8 games.

    August 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm

  83. Gary Nashiry

    van persie is a sell out after one fantastic year he sells out to a rival shame on you RVP

    August 21, 2012 at 1:35 pm

  84. David Were

    hahaha!how can ferguson buy a car without an engine?RVP without Alex Song & theo walcott]!hahaha!mmmm!really looking forward 2 the showdown with united!Back 2 the rivalry days when Viera & Keane Used 2 have a go at each other on the tunnel!this time it’s gonna be the verminator against vidic!i can’t wait!And RVP,u better not wear a united jersey especially at the Emirates coz if you do……….JUDAS ESCARIOT!

    August 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

  85. Etiyeri

    AW: You only bought the right foot. You are free to bid for the left foot and the head.

    August 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

  86. Bizniz mind

    August 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

  87. Ferguson should think of his own team before taken Arsen venger for a fool

    August 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

  88. Sue

    Sorry mate all sales are final !!!!!

    August 21, 2012 at 9:28 pm

  89. no thanks mate!!! if u like u can have his favourite crutches!! no charge?

    August 22, 2012 at 12:17 am

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